Musical opportunities occur all the time. With this CD, you are able to
take advantage of them. As people with thoughts in their mind have reported,
listening to "A Collection of Short Things" is just plain satisfying.
Satisfaction for you
We could tell you how well this CD works. But the best endorsement comes
from those who’ve already listened. In a closed, hour long study, 96% of the
people with thoughts in their mind said they were satisfied with how well "A
Collection of Short Things" enhanced their musical experience.
It’s satisfaction that keeps people coming back. 75% of those allowed to
participate in our closed study chose "A Collection of Short Things" over a
night out on the town with Richard Simmons.
Satisfaction for your partner
It’s a great feeling to satisfy your partner. In a recent study, 92% of
partners said they were satisfied with how well this CD improved their
partners’ musical sophistication, versus 19% of partners listening only to
Collective Soul.
Tower of Power
The most important thing we forgot to remember is that chicks dig it!
Buy it NOW!!!
I mean NOW!!!!!!!!!
(if you recently ordered,
don't worry - your order is being filled)
Legal Disclaimer:
If you take any medicines that have nitrates in them (like
nitroglycerin for chest pain)—every day or even once in a while—you should
NOT listen to "A Collection of Short Things".
Discuss your general health status with your doctor to
ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in musical activity. If you
experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during listening,
seek immediate medical help.
The most common side effects of this CD are headache,
facial flushing, and upset stomach. Less commonly, bluish vision, blurred
vision, or sensitivity to light may briefly occur.
In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral
erectile dysfunction medicines, including VIAGRA) reported a sudden decrease
or loss of vision. It is not possible to determine whether these events are
related directly to these medicines or to other factors. If you experience
sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop listening and call a doctor right
away.
If you are older than age 65, or have serious liver or
kidney problems, your doctor may start you at the end of the disc. If you
are taking protease inhibitors, such as for the treatment of HIV, your
doctor may limit you to a single track in a 48-hour period.
Remember to protect yourself and your partner from
musically transmitted diseases.
